Author: James Lawler

Don’t mess with old folks

An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes Dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful leggy blonde.

“I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price, said the man. Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on that model.”

“Well what can I tell you? She had the ready cash, and just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the salesman.

Just then the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys.

“There you go.” she said. “I told you I could get this joker to drop the price.

“See you late grandpa.”

Never mess with the Elderly

Categories: Jokes

Cancellation of Bunnings BBQ 22nd November

The Fundraising BBQ at Bunnings on the 22nd November has been cancelled by Bunnings as they are doing the BBQ on that day with their staff to raise funds for the bush fire relief. They have offered us some alternate dates in December that we will have a look at and see if those members who are doing BBQ fundraisers for us are interested in doing them.

Categories: News & Events

Christmas Party

Menu for our Christmas Party on Wednesday 11th December 2019 11.30 -1.30 Cost Per person is $10.00 for the meal. Secret Santa will be on again at a cost of $10.00 See you there. More information to follow

Categories: News & Events

Les & The CQ University

MEDIA RELEASE: Big career helping build Central Queensland began at CQUni campus  

Before the very first CQUniversity students even opened their books, Les Brooks was on campus every day, and always ready to learn.

The year was 1964 and the apprentice carpenter was working on one of the very first buildings for the Rockhampton North campus.

But Les Brooks’ connection to CQUni didn’t end there, and at 71 the long-time local is still a regular at the busy site – and he’s still eager to learn, too.

Born and bred in Mount Morgan, Les moved to Rockhampton at 16, for an apprenticeship with the State Works Department, now (Q-Build).

In his first year, that included working on one of the three original campus buildings – now known as building 7.

“Back then, there was nothing out there – we were in cleared bushland, basically,” Les explained. “I was just out of school and didn’t even have my driver’s license, I was riding my push bike out to site every day!”

Helping construct the three-storey structures, Les said he was learning a lot – but looking back, some of the work was a lesson in what not to do.

“We were young and naïve, up three floors and walking across 9-inch support beams before they were incased in concrete, no harnesses or anything – we thought it was normal. The only safety item supplied was a safety Hat, (Hard Hat)” he said.

While Les did some of his apprenticeship study by correspondence, he attended practical subjects at Rockhampton Technical College, the precursor to CQUniversity TAFE. The original site of the woodworking area is now part of the Kern Arcade Carpark.

He remembers learning how to build gothic arches and wooden louvre frames: “I never once had to build one on a job, but I still remember how we had to learn how to build then!” he laughed.

Technology was developing quickly in the construction industry, but Les recalls the State Works Department wasn’t always keeping up.

“We were working on the one of the first buildings at Rockhampton High School, and every building had Mortice and Tenon timber joints, as there was only one power saw on the whole job, and only two electric drills, all the joints were cut and drilled by hand!”

After completing his apprenticeship around Central Queensland, in places such as Rockhampton, Biloela, Emerald, Longreach, Winton and Birdsville. Les moved back to Rockhampton. Les started as a cadet surveyor with Tony Hoffmann in 1972.

“I worked my way up from a cadet and in 1999, I acquired my Surveyors License, 43 years later, I retired!” Les said.

That was in 2015, and soon after Les joined Rockhampton Men’s Shed – operating since 2014 at CQUniversity Rockhampton North.

“Being retired, getting up with nothing to do and driving my wife up the wall – joining the Men’s Shed made a big difference to my outlook on retirement,” he said.

He’s now Vice-President of the busy organisation, and helping drive a project to create more space on campus for their activities building community and combating loneliness.

While Les had been back to CQUni now and then since 1964, he admitted he couldn’t immediately spot the buildings he’d helped construct, amidst nearly 40 buildings that now make up the bustling Rockhampton North campus. 

“The place looks very different, there’s no doubt about that!” he said.

Categories: News & Events

Art by Gloria

This artwork was done by one of our ladies auxiliary members and took some time for her to put together including having the clock put in by a jeweler. Well done Gloria

Categories: Arts & Crafts