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WHERE\u2019S TREV ? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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TREV<\/em><\/strong> and <\/em><\/strong>Keith<\/em><\/strong>, two elderly friends, met in the park every  day to   <\/em><\/strong>feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world  problems.  <\/em><\/strong>
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One day Trev didn’t show up.  <\/em><\/strong>
 
Keith didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.  <\/em><\/strong>
 
But after Trev hadn’t shown up for a week or so, Keith really got worried.  <\/em><\/strong>
 
However, since the only time they ever  got together was at the park, Keith didn\u2019t<\/em><\/strong> know where Trev lived. So he was unable to find out what had happened to him.<\/em><\/strong>
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A month had passed, and Keith figured he had seen the last of Trev. But one day as Sam approached the park – lo and behold – there sat Trev !   <\/em><\/strong>
 
Keith was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.  Then he said: ‘For crying out loud Trev, what in the world happened to you ?’ <\/em><\/strong>
Trev  replied: ‘I’ve been in jail.’  <\/em><\/strong>
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‘Jail ?’ cried Keith. ‘What in the world for ?’   <\/em><\/strong>
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‘Well,’ Trev  said, ‘you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I go sometimes ?’   ‘Yeah,’ said Keith ‘I remember her.  What about her ?’ <\/em><\/strong>
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<\/em><\/strong>‘Well, one day she filed rape charges against me.  At 77 years of age I was so proud of that, when I got into court I pleaded ‘GUILTY’ !!!<\/em><\/strong>

‘So the bloody judge gave me 30 days for perjury’ !!!!!<\/em><\/strong>  <\/em><\/strong><\/td><\/tr>
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Trev in Jail<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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